We will dig more potholes on the Maidenhead high street. The goal of this will be to ensure less people walk in strictly straight lines, and stay upright. We feel it is an important part of community culture to have a majority of people suffering from leg injuries, rather than a minority of people suffering from leg injuries. Maidenhead council has, in the past, not been as pro-active as we would like to be in creating enough potholes to permanently crippled our population. For this reason, we need as many votes as possible to make it clear to them our want for potholes.

What we'll deliver:

• More potholes
• Less flat pavement
• More hospitalizations due to leg injuries.

Why it's a great idea:

More potholes. More leg injuries. More money spent on local health services.

Steps to get it done:

• 700 potholes and 1 crater by the end of April

If you would like, you are able to get started by yourself with a spade. This is extra-helpful as we can add back injuries as well as leg injuries to the list.